Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
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Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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JasonUMN 15
Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!
LaurenLo 17
As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!
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LaurenLo 17
As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!
Potatoverse 7
His picture will be fine, if he can't aim he might hit the real OP!
MrSassypants 33
"I was aiming at your picture, yeah, that's it. Your picture.... anyways, please don't call corporate on me. And plus, the dart doesn't look that bad on you. I can hardly notice it sticking out of your forehead!"
ShiiteDisturber 9
It could have been a voodoo doll and voodoo is some weird shit.
ivydindy13 14
How'd you get voodoo doll from dartboard?
JasonUMN 15
Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!
persianninja 23
Or it just happens to Be your employee photo and he actually doesn't hate you either way stay positive
Redoxx_fml 22
Or maybe he's warming up for the most dangerous game
SammyS2012 21
is that a reference to the short story, "The Mpst Dangerous Game"? if not, it was such a waste having to read it 9th grade literature because i have never seen a reference or allusion to it :(
epeeftw 16
That was probably one of the most positive things I have ever read on FML
Redoxx_fml 22
28- yes it was! See it wasn't a waste. *knowledge is power*
SammyS2012 21
Yay! I have finally found the reason for that short story! :D
limitedition 25
Yikes! Time to try and get on the boss's good side or at least ask why you got a place of honor on the dartboard.
Rainhawk94 27
That's one way of getting recognition, i guess
abhi95 31
Im guessing it's safe to say he's pretty darn pissed off. Good luck OP
The_Paladin 16
you may want to find out why...
gracehi 31
It's cuz he wants to hit dat. ;)
REALAfroninga 11
^ Ew ;)
Bonefish84 6
When it gets time for firing someone is that what the board is for?
tmarty 17
Snap a photo of it, send it to L & I with a hostile workplace complaint. You'll own the company by the end of the week.
perdix 29
At least you can get an ap-point-ment with him;)
Clay_Pidgeon 11
c'mon Perdix at least try...
perdix 29
I thought it was kind of a fun pun.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
the 24 people who down voted it didn't think so. BTW I wasn't one of them.