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Today, I got written up at work for clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning for coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39529) - you deserved it (4260)

On 12/27/2013 at 9:01am - work - by Hungry (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Try and be right on time is the only advice I can offer.

#3 - On 12/27/2013 at 12:59pm by thatunfortunateg

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Jeez is he trying to keep the office in lockdown or something?

#2 - On 12/27/2013 at 12:58pm by thisawkwardchick

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