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Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38570) - you deserved it (2417)

On 12/20/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by fuck you, boss (man) - United States

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Rule #1) The customer is always right.
Rule #2) The boss is always wrong.

#4 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:20pm by DocBastard

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You know what they say... The higher the position, the lower the IQ

#2 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:19pm by boating_guy

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