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Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)

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Didn't you recognize your bosses name on the card...?

#3 - On 12/11/2013 at 10:08am by thethirdthea

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The name on the card should have given it away that it was your bosses card. If the name was the same as an employee then you should ask if it's theirs or not before playing Edward Scissorhands.

#7 - On 12/11/2013 at 10:11am by Twisted_Angel

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