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Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML
Did she still get out of the ticket? I think we are all wondering that.
You deserve it for being a little perv. You're a cop to help uphold the law, not to get women to show you their breasts.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015