Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

by fuck my eyeballs / 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Work

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  • Did she still get out of the ticket? I think we are all wondering that.

    #1 - On 12/01/2013 at 8:24pm by Welshite

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  • You deserve it for being a little perv. You're a cop to help uphold the law, not to get women to show you their breasts.

    #4 - On 12/01/2013 at 8:25pm by KingRay

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