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Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 1:08pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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That snot good

#8 - On 11/29/2013 at 8:11pm by red_headforlife

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Pressing your tongue against the roof of your mouth when you're about to sneeze will stop it. It's worked every time for me.

Though, I suppose that information would have been more useful BEFORE the interview.

#10 - On 11/29/2013 at 8:13pm by plagiarismo

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