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Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I am just that unlucky, and suspended. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51991) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:03am - work - by unemployed and bereaved (woman) - United Kingdom

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Your boss is an insensitive asshole

#1 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:16am by purebliss

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Just show him their death certificates, that'll shut him up.

I'm sorry for your loss. All of them.

#3 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:19am by NeatNit

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