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Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43099) - you deserved it (5078)

On 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by BOHICA123 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Hey, it'll be some type of experience to put down on your resume! Props to you though, I got hit with a paintball once and it hurt like hell!

#1 - On 10/08/2013 at 2:55am by Micayla

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A job's a job! At least you're not a hooker, if that makes you feel any better...

#3 - On 10/08/2013 at 2:57am by purebliss

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