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Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by ;_;" (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

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"Was that a fart?"


"I can taste it. On my tongue."

#2 - On 09/27/2013 at 11:03pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

#1 - On 09/27/2013 at 11:03pm by LaurenLo

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