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Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39529) - you deserved it (4218)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:18am - work - by ihatethisjob - United States (Michigan)

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Well, better out than in, they say!!

Oh, wait...

#1 - On 09/27/2013 at 12:42pm by logic368

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That brings a new meaning to the phrase, "spit it out".

#4 - On 09/27/2013 at 12:44pm by JasonUMN

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