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Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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On 09/27/2013 at 2:04am - work - by pancakessdsjsn - United States (California)

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He acci'dental'ly left them there.

#2 - On 09/27/2013 at 5:49am by cynide

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One time when I was at McDonalds with my family, my dad found a tooth in his hamburger. One of the grossest things ever.

#1 - On 09/27/2013 at 5:48am by ElephantCraze22

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