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Today, for the fifth day in a row, I have awoken at 6am to the sounds of my roommate's guest's child screaming. If it's anything like the last four days, the child will continue to randomly screech every fifteen minutes or so for the next five hours. I work 13-hour night shifts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36500) - you deserved it (2399)

On 09/22/2013 at 7:36am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Murder is always an option.

#1 - On 09/22/2013 at 1:06pm by jizzwold

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Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver :D

#4 - On 09/22/2013 at 1:08pm by Zack6849

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