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Today, my self-esteem sank so low that I sabotaged my workplace's corporate network, then fixed it, just so I could feel needed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40667) - you deserved it (6578)

On 09/12/2013 at 3:40pm - work - by sysadmin:~# rm -rf / (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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You realize you can get fired in the blink of an eye for crap like this? Then again, your networth should be fixed when you find a job again!

#1 - On 09/12/2013 at 8:35pm by fsomelife

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You should get a cat

#8 - On 09/12/2013 at 8:45pm by Barriaultcory

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