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Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML

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On 09/06/2013 at 5:23pm - work - by howprofessional (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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He was probably just afraid that you would start randomly twerking against walls... and doors... and windows... and water coolers... and people in the office. It can be a bit distracting.

#1 - On 09/06/2013 at 11:03pm by Nyx

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That's when you should have said "I thought you said weekend working."

#3 - On 09/06/2013 at 11:05pm by kn1ghtf1re

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