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Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33413) - you deserved it (2052)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:29pm - work - by Zuzubat (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Have her write out all of the digits of pi. That will keep her busy forever.

#1 - On 09/06/2013 at 3:07am by IvyOswin

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Hey.. That could actually be pretty fun.. Coffee runs and foot rubs coming your way!

#3 - On 09/06/2013 at 3:08am by JennyK1414

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