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Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML


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On 08/30/2013 at 12:11am - work - by Parental Support - United States (Maryland)

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You can tell her the same thing thirty years from now when she wins her first game of bingo.

#2 - On 08/30/2013 at 5:55am by TorturedXeno

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Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

#4 - On 08/30/2013 at 5:58am by Verst

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