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Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45415) - you deserved it (14660)

On 08/22/2013 at 1:31am - work - by Kingofbosses (man) - United States

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Wow that sucks. I hope you'll be able to catch up with your classes

#1 - On 08/22/2013 at 10:02am by A7XfoREVer6

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Way to make a grand entrance OP! Now, buckle down, you've missed a lot of work!

#2 - On 08/22/2013 at 10:03am by BubbleGrunge

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