Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML
by twatstick / 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
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I hope you work at a grocery store. Otherwise this FML goes from kinky to truly bizarre.
#4 - On 08/21/2013 at 5:02pm by DocBastard
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Please use the lotion instead.
#2 - On 08/21/2013 at 5:01pm by ballettillidie
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