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Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36433) - you deserved it (6626)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - work - by oops (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Just walk away. Walk away and dont come back

#1 - On 08/19/2013 at 4:11pm by Theglc20

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Don't be alarmed OP, just call your boss/manager and ask him how.

#3 - On 08/19/2013 at 4:12pm by HeartOfLead

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