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Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43144) - you deserved it (2667)

On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Tell her you'll check the global thermostat, the hippies keep complaining about global warming and turning it back down.

#1 - On 08/15/2013 at 2:52am by MyCommentsSuck

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Yes, they do exist. And yes, they do reproduce.

#3 - On 08/15/2013 at 2:54am by qtbabe127

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