Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was wood chips that were behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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lolnothanks 18
Damn. What a pain in the bee-hind
oneforceone 8
You should bee more careful next time.
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dhaworth93 8
sweet! by the way, I'm a sad, sad little man, I have no self-respect, little kids scare me so much I piss my pants when I'm around them, and I'm just pissing my life away in my mom's basement. ugh, I guess I just need a little pep-talk from the FML community, ya'know, but yeah
flockz 19
it's ok bro! you're not pissing your life away! pull it together! take those little brats to your basement and show them who's boss! wait....
Zimmington 21
1- you forgot the explosive diarrhea and how small your penis is
fsomelife 26
#23 -- That's not a level, that's a specimen.
wildnargles 15
What you need is a therapist.
websphere69 27
ROTFLMAO
websphere69 27
Maybe you should work with our OP here..,
br00kr 22
Ouch. Sorry for you op!
magaliwoodrock 19
What did that comment say?? It got moderated :(
alexsandria83 18
Loser
dhaworth93 8
I apologize but it was weighing on my mind so I had to throw that out there
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Wow, just wow. You just ruined it.
GuessWhatKids 13
Not sure if master troll or huge failure
lolnothanks 18
Damn. What a pain in the bee-hind
misunderstood94 15
That's usually why people stop what they're doing to listen... FML & YDI
stitesy29 18
I SEE WHAT YOU DID TARR!!
dhaworth93 8
man what a stinger sorry you got bee-tacked
Zambowi 15
3 comments later and this is what you come up with smh
dhaworth93 8
yes this is what I came up with I don't see any witty comments or funny bee jokes from you so please tell us who pissed on your hornets nest
Zambowi 15
LOL WAT You're literally just flooding this fml with comments about you being first
whiteboy896 9
-5 It happens to the best of us.
Zimmington 21
23- Maybe if he didn't troll comment the 1,2, & 4 spots that doesn't just happen...
oneforceone 8
You should bee more careful next time.
dhaworth93 8
awe don't hate the first comment chill out let a man have some fun lol why you gotta thumb me down? you know what go right away cause you are just jealous you didn't get first Lol I got my first comment so shit I'm happy lol
sharksfan48 13
Always have to check before you wreck
fsomelife 26
The classic question comes up -- two bee, or a whole assload of bee?
gotaplanstan 28
two beez! SNIPED! what's next what's next
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
That stings…… ok, I know that was a bad pun.
revolution4ever 14
Bee-tween you and me, I don't think OP listens very well.