Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
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Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her Snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face, then tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML
Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
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aliyourpally 12
She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.
thatkid00117 16
Throw some salt at her
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aliyourpally 12
She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.
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I think this is because of some unidentified neurotoxic pollutant in the atmosphere causing people to do stupid shit like this
HKCgrimmjow 15
I would think your on to something... But unfortunately I can't blame humanities stupidity on neurotoxins or disease or anything of the sort, sum uf us jus ain't smrt enuff
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I wonder if you could file for simple assault here...
Pinkgal123 24
Why are you always first?
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because I'm just that awesome
salazara 10
Are you sure you heard her order correctly'
MWidderAUDI 14
people just like to do that shit all the time. they will be in the wrong but strongly believe in the "customer is always right" bullshit.
Bano360 25
Whoever came up with "the customer is always right", must have never worked a day in retail. Thank God we don't have that in Ireland.
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
WHO DOESN'T LIKE SALT
Funkymunky1511 4
Yeah! But wherever service food, there are plenty of complaint.
RedPillSucks 31
WTF is wrong with people today?
Stephy94 9
@3, The wrong people are breeding. That's what's wrong with people today.
Stephy94 9
However, I should also point out that people unqualified to be parents have always existed. The wrong people breeding is what has always been wrong with the world.
websphere69 27
Some people just have no clue!
thatkid00117 16
Throw some salt at her
patrickalamo 47
In her eyes
lickastick 27
"HERE'S YOUR ****** SALT BITCH" *chucks salt shaker at said bitch*
23Z9TZO 18
And get fired.. Great advice, champ
AestheticGuy 21
Just shove her. Don't tolerate shit from people. You can't be reprimanded for defending yourself.
britts95 11
@54 I wish that was true!!
AestheticGuy 21
@58 Ahhh America, the land where a redneck wannabecop can racially profile a kid and follow him down then shoot him when the kid tries to fend him off, but a woman can't fight back after having food and china plate thrown at her face. If I were you guys I would escape to Canada. Good thing I'm Aussie though :D
jkmartinjk 16
Since she is slug-like in personality, throwing salt will work out nicely... if you know what I mean ;)
xoamy906 25
And that's what you call an asshole. It was either intentional or she's just delusional.
MsConfusedd 27
Grab a handful of salt and stuff it down her shirt
MWidderAUDI 14
that's what we call assault
football98_fml 20
free pretzel for you!!!
brebabee793 13
ungrateful.
hopsinlove17 26
I suppose she was.... Salty.
Byere 4
No, just a bit twisted...
ClumsyKee 14
She probably just wanted an excuse to complain about something. She's a douchebox for throwing it at you though.