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Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46199) - you deserved it (3113)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.

#1 - On 07/20/2013 at 8:06pm by aliyourpally

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Throw some salt at her

#4 - On 07/20/2013 at 8:06pm by thatkid00117

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