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Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46810) - you deserved it (4183)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:57am - work - by FUCK.THIS.JOB. (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

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Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.

#6 - On 07/08/2013 at 6:06am by allyrn13

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That's why they invented the fire hose, OP. To ward off hobos. And Jehovah's Witnesses.

#8 - On 07/08/2013 at 6:08am by Baustigt

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