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Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.
That's why they invented the fire hose, OP. To ward off hobos. And Jehovah's Witnesses.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014