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Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

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On 07/03/2013 at 5:09am - work - by melons (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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And there goes my appetite...

#1 - On 07/03/2013 at 12:23pm by rocker_chick105

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Why didn't you tell him it was there, like half an hour ago?

#2 - On 07/03/2013 at 12:23pm by lysx84

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