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"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard...
"We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015