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Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:23am - work - by unknown relationship - United States (Illinois)

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"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard...

"We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"

#6 - On 06/28/2013 at 6:16am by joawmeens

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I guess it was a little too secret.

#3 - On 06/28/2013 at 6:12am by XxXCrissyXxX

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