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Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38411) - you deserved it (3619)

On 06/27/2013 at 2:22am - work - by confusedbagel (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow you got creamed

#3 - On 06/27/2013 at 10:06am by Ambiguous404

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No whey? I guess you must be feeling kinda bleu after he fired you.

#5 - On 06/27/2013 at 10:07am by anythingmustbe

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