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Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. 20 minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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They should've marked the box! You should definitely go take a shower and wash your clothes in hot water before it gets any worse.

#3 - On 06/23/2013 at 5:32am by softrally

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You'd think your hotel would throw those out, sentimental I guess?

#5 - On 06/23/2013 at 5:34am by Bakarra

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