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Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48536) - you deserved it (8786)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

#1 - On 06/21/2013 at 10:10am by triplebeerox

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Since you didn't tell us what your job is, I will imagine it. You work at a bar? Maybe you're a surgeon now and you aren't used to human guts yet. Maybe your new job is bdsm and your gag reflex is still sensitive.

#6 - On 06/21/2013 at 10:16am by NoorFML

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