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Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49450) - you deserved it (3666)

On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

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Record him saying it and save her from that huge mistake!

#1 - On 06/19/2013 at 5:51pm by sweatypandalove

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Tattoo a penis on him.

#6 - On 06/19/2013 at 5:51pm by RedFox12

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