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Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

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On 06/18/2013 at 9:06am - work - by Not a day over 35 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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well. Happy 29th Birthday!

#1 - On 06/18/2013 at 12:50pm by speckledots

See in context

29 = 38
since 2+9 = 3+8 = 11

#3 - On 06/18/2013 at 12:51pm by LaLince

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