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Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.

#1 - On 06/18/2013 at 3:01am by BimmerDriver

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What kind of a pedo gives a kid a freakin' tissue?

#4 - On 06/18/2013 at 3:02am by Lishikitten

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