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Today, I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese and German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Old people are always suspicious of everything. They think everyone is secretly after them.

#1 - On 06/10/2013 at 6:14am by Aspen_Grace33

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So go back to him and tell him you've got permission from ASIO to tell him you're an Australian spy studying Japanese and German to spy on them. If he asks for proof, tell him of course you don't have any proof, no spy carries proof they're a spy.

#6 - On 06/10/2013 at 6:25am by John_in_Oz

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