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Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47211) - you deserved it (4987)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Guess who you need to replace?

#1 - On 06/07/2013 at 8:59pm by Phyre24

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I'm sure that in his trippy mind, it was his best performance ever.

#3 - On 06/07/2013 at 9:00pm by laurenasabutton

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