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Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39516) - you deserved it (3358)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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Some people just have nothing better to do, so they try to make the lives of others miserable. Morons.

#2 - On 05/31/2013 at 6:49am by FalaFala

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Well now you've made minumum wage plus 25 cents!!!! Success!

#8 - On 05/31/2013 at 6:55am by MsConfusedd

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