Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML
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Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, at work, I served a rude ass customer and his bratty ass kid, and was forced to swipe her toy debit card so it appeared as if the daughter paid for her snack. In that moment, I questioned my entire existence. Whichever company invented that toy hates cashiers everywhere. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to keep my own cash in my pocket while working as a cashier, when I was forced to give $30 to a scamming customer. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well now you've made minumum wage plus 25 cents!!!! Success!
FalaFala 8
Some people just have nothing better to do, so they try to make the lives of others miserable. Morons.
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Comments (62)
Ms_ValS 27
Call security on him.
Grex_fml 9
Throw the cash register at his face and see if he's the real iron man
jessi_sunshine 26
Perhaps this is just me, but I'm still trying to picture how this played out. I mean, did he throw it at him, did he put it in a pcp pipe and shoot it into his face like a spitball? So many possibilities.
Rosicles 8
Visit notalwaysright.com.. Always guaranteed to make you feel better after a shitty day in retail.
FalaFala 8
Some people just have nothing better to do, so they try to make the lives of others miserable. Morons.
anonymous100000 17
should've quit, picked it up and threw it at him, flipped him off, and left
Bano360 25
I work in retail too. I feel your pain.
Bakarra 22
I feel like everyone should have to work a mandatory 2 years of retail before pursuing further careers, you can tell which people haven't ever worked it by how poorly they treat retail workers
Bano360 25
I agree #17, also we should be able to refuse rude customers.
Bakarra 22
2 and a half years... Only the ability to give little to no ***** has kept me alive this long, and that I spend most of the day trying out accents on customers
Bano360 25
3 and a half years. Won't be quitting until I finish college.
Bakarra 22
Me neither, I figure I'd at least try to find a better job though, something like best buy sounds better than the low totem pole McDonald's I'm currently at
bamagrl410 31
17, you just became my new favorite person. I absolutely agree. 5 years, and still counting.
BigMatt803 18
Whoever said the customer is always right never worked with the public a day in their life
rita0ral 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ha
isallwaysme 27
sometimes the pressure of being one of the first comments overwhelms us. it happens to the best of us.
Ambient25 24
Can you blame him? He's been locked in a dungeon for most of his life while his twin brother gets to play as the king of France...
catanita 18
Wrong movie.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Iron MAN, not Iron MASK. Duh!
Ambient25 24
lol FML. I just had a major case of selective reading...but glad to see I'm not the only one who loved the movie/book.
avapaige1234 19
Today, I am so bored with my stupid life that I decided to wear some Iron Man mask and mess up someone else's day. It did not entertain me enough. FML
MsConfusedd 27
Well now you've made minumum wage plus 25 cents!!!! Success!
tenac71 6
that's a bummer man.
ozpunker 20
Hulk Smash the little bastard.