Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML
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Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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freckleface221 19
I feel like that deserves some extra credit.
brackaman 18
That's actually pretty impressive if your teacher is literate in hieroglyphics. You totally deserve it, but at least you have a cool teacher.
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Comments (74)
Hollandiscrazy 12
Well, didn't he think it was a nice joke?
hoolihoop 2
Haha I actually think it's pretty funny! Hopefully OP's teacher laughed about it too.
then000bster 16
OP never said if the teacher was a guy or a girl. Never assume on Fml ;)
muzy 23
You just went full retard... never go full retard T_T ...
groovycrazyjoe 18
@52 live that movie
Blazinthatshit 9
Now OP and his/her teacher can communicate secretly in the most badass way possible o: I wonder how hard it is to learn hieroglyphics
Driving_Gaming 22
nice profile pic
freckleface221 19
I feel like that deserves some extra credit.
wlddog 14
Hopefully the teacher has a nice ass.
SpamPam 18
Sextracredit
Steffi 26
Of course your teacher was going to translate the hieroglyphics. Teachers are paid to check your work..
LeeCards 8
I thought they were paid to teach
DyslexicPanda 12
Obviously neither of you have met very many teachers... Many rarely do either
brackaman 18
That's actually pretty impressive if your teacher is literate in hieroglyphics. You totally deserve it, but at least you have a cool teacher.
fareith 15
The teacher probably just checked it with a translation key. I doubt he's actually fully literate in it.
hilda_kitty 16
Exactly, teachers that can read languages like that are awesome! I carved "**** bitches get money" in gallifreyan into one of my woodshop projects. My teacher could read it, and that's how I found out that my 65 year old teacher was awesome.
djxerxes9000 18
Googling Gallifreyen...
mackdeezy 22
I wonder if you can understand YDI in hieroglyphics.
LadyClarik 8
YDI for putting that on there. Although, I don't think I could have resisted the temptation either. Personally, I would have gone with BAD WOLF....
PhotoSmith 25
The Doctor will see you now.
cblock94 7
Hello Sweetie
slowlybreakingme 14
My hero.
MrClean17 15
Don't you just hate it when the teacher knows what they're teaching?
msworldwide 8
oh yes that's always so horrible. YDI for not writing something else that's funny...
NeinKittenz 20
Woosh
JustKittyKat 24
FML aside, props to you for being badass enough to know hieroglyphics.
PhotoSmith 25
Explain that you thought it meant donkey.
RodzillaX 30
I had no idea the teacher could translate. Granted they gave me the assignment. Hmm something doesn't seem right here.