Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML
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Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
Today, a client refused to pay for the nails I spent nearly three hours doing, because apparently it's her birthday and "you don't pay for birthday nails." She refused to pay, and we locked her inside the salon. She threw a bitch fit and rolled on the ground like a worm, kicking and screaming until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I'm a massage therapist, and a woman got on my table with a rash. When I informed her that I couldn't work on her because of the rash, and that it's illegal, she got mad, and started yelling at me. My boss came to find out what happened, took her side, and fired me. For following the law. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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DanqGirlxoxo 13
Umm , if you dont have money to pay for a tan , Don't go and make a fool out of yourself. That's like going to victoria secret saying you can buy cheaper bras at Wal-Mart.
onorexveritas 23
it's okay OP, its her IQ on the line
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mandygrl25 18
That sucks for you! I hope you didn't get fired!
chabelo 10
it doesn't really sucks for OP it sucks more for the girl that is so dumb and for the people who have to see her every day
Hiimhaileypotter 52
I don't think OP got fired, since the girl was kicked out for yelling about OP to the manager.
onorexveritas 23
it's okay OP, its her IQ on the line
M3DIC4T3 29
Maybe the UV lights are frying her brain cells, along with her skin.
onorexveritas 23
no doubt. she needs to lay off the violet
CaptainCommenter 6
What IQ?
ColdplaySucks 18
Stupid people, you can't avoid them.
DyslexicPanda 12
Well, you can, but that would require you to live a life of solitude... and I've heard bad things about solitude...
ShyAnn29 14
There's a ski resort here called Solitude, it's actually pretty nice. :-)
Shade1982 20
And it's hard to keep that ice fortress clean...
DanqGirlxoxo 13
Umm , if you dont have money to pay for a tan , Don't go and make a fool out of yourself. That's like going to victoria secret saying you can buy cheaper bras at Wal-Mart.
shinedown00 4
You're awesome
keyofdestiny13 24
My sisters can't get bras anywhere aside from Victoria's Secret because they're so big, but the prices ARE ridiculous.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Ooh, son. She got burned.
haw008 14
Did you mean to say sun?
RoboCunnilingus 23
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Nah, son is slang where I live.
haw008 14
I don't think you got where I was going with that.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Completely over my head, ma'am.
RoboCunnilingus 23
****. I got it. I feel like I've shamed my family. /wrist And yes, I did.
ilovedinosawers 17
*woosh*
haw008 14
Good one! Some people are just having a bad day and the smallest thing will set them off, and unfortunately you were what set her off. At least your boss stuck up for you and threw her out, she deserved it.
golden_warrior 23
She wasn't having a bad day. She is an idiot and this is a normal day for her.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Isn't she just a ray of sunshine?
Sandsh8rk 36
From her mood it seems like she spent a bit too much time in the sun.
bluehero 17
Or in the tanning bed?
myoukei 31
Spending time in the sun produces vitamin D and endorphins. Those make you happy, not moody >_>
erikav9669 11
The dumb ones get frustrated about how stupid they are and try blaming it on other people.
edvin_fml 10
'least your boss has your back
Ryuukazuki 7
It has been quite a while since I have seen a boss that sticks up for the employee. Glad to see that not all bosses act like an idiotic ass. The customer is not always right.