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Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43446) - you deserved it (7429)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

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Who the fuck makes their husband cry in public?

#2 - On 05/27/2013 at 3:49am by Volcan

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If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

#1 - On 05/27/2013 at 3:47am by woainishamu

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