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Today, a group of guys came into my restaurant, dressed up in some kind of role-playing game clothing. Apparently I pronounced one of their fake elf names wrong, because the guy complained to my manager, who then bitched me out in front of everyone for upsetting the customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40574) - you deserved it (4067)

On 05/25/2013 at 6:13pm - work - by leela (woman) - United States

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I'd have a hard time pronouncing narr'el'qeqqebdianlir too

#4 - On 05/25/2013 at 9:02pm by Potatobacon

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It's pronounced MXYZSPTLCK MX-YZS-PT-LCK!!! WHY is that so hard to understand!?!?

#5 - On 05/25/2013 at 9:03pm by kurodansei

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