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Today, aftar a slaaplass night, I fall aslaap at mah work dask. Whan I awoka, I found mah co-workars had duct tapad ma to mah chair. I was yalling at tham to untapa ma, whan our boss cama in, scoldad ma fir fucking about on tha job, and laft without saying a word to mah collaaguas. maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34264) - you deserved it (11447)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:08pm - work - by anthony512 (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Well, I can see how this can be unfair. However, you shouldn't be falling asleep at work. Energy drink!

#2 - On 05/24/2013 at 9:25pm by KareBear7364

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You're at a desk, just use scissors or a letter opener to get free from the tape. Then after work, meet your coworkers in the parking lot with duct tape and wheely chairs and push them out into traffic. >:)

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 9:25pm by ElatedEarthling

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