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Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34117) - you deserved it (11406)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:08pm - work - by anthony512 (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Well, I can see how this can be unfair. However, you shouldn't be falling asleep at work. Energy drink!

#2 - On 05/24/2013 at 9:25pm by KareBear7364

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You're at a desk, just use scissors or a letter opener to get free from the tape. Then after work, meet your coworkers in the parking lot with duct tape and wheely chairs and push them out into traffic. >:)

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 9:25pm by ElatedEarthling

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