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Today, I had my first job as a wedding planner. I'd spent a year making sure everything was right. After the wedding my friend comforted me by saying, "You had to have known it wasn't going to be perfect." I knew that it wouldn't be perfect, but I had expected the groom to at least show up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41925) - you deserved it (2766)

On 05/21/2013 at 12:10am - work - by future walmart employee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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not fYl but F the bride's life

#1 - On 05/21/2013 at 5:46am by sulitak

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Surely that's not your fault. And if a groom leaves his bride at the altar in front of everyone, instead of honestly discussing things face to face - who would want to be married to a man like that anyway?

#3 - On 05/21/2013 at 5:47am by cocacola999

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