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Today, I got my third promotion at work in as many years. My husband congratulated me very briefly, before asking if this meant he no longer had to look for a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39678) - you deserved it (4776)

On 05/18/2013 at 3:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Guanajuato)

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Say yes, but that means he's gonna have to do the dishes, make the food, and do all the other household chores. That should set him right.

#3 - On 05/18/2013 at 5:09pm by Hobbit79

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Well someone needs a change in mentality.

#1 - On 05/18/2013 at 5:08pm by DeidaraAkatsuki

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