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Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
"Today, some asshat burned me with a cigarette. So I followed him home and burned his house down."
Would sound perfectly reasonable to me, just in case you need some advice.
I don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015