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Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44816) - you deserved it (3058)

On 05/15/2013 at 5:47pm - work - by Seriously? (woman) - United States (California)

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"Today, some asshat burned me with a cigarette. So I followed him home and burned his house down."
Would sound perfectly reasonable to me, just in case you need some advice.

#3 - On 05/16/2013 at 2:35am by Voij

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I don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate.

#1 - On 05/16/2013 at 2:35am by TeamKelly

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