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Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
I don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate.
"Today, some asshat burned me with a cigarette. So I followed him home and burned his house down."
Would sound perfectly reasonable to me, just in case you need some advice.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 August 2014