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Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53181) - you deserved it (4220)

On 05/06/2013 at 11:25am - work - by perfecttiming (man) - United States (California)

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You could've just let it go and said you were so excited you shit your pants.

#2 - On 05/06/2013 at 1:10pm by rg350dx

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At least you didn't crap yourself with excitement!

#1 - On 05/06/2013 at 1:10pm by nothing92x

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