Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

by perfecttiming / 05/06/2013 at 11:25am / United States (California) / Work

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  • You could've just let it go and said you were so excited you shit your pants.

    #2 - On 05/06/2013 at 1:10pm by rg350dx

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  • At least you didn't crap yourself with excitement!

    #1 - On 05/06/2013 at 1:10pm by nothing92x

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