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Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49545) - you deserved it (6743)

On 05/05/2013 at 12:28am - work - by rent-a-cop (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Not really your fault you were just trying to make small talk.

#2 - On 05/05/2013 at 6:56am by waffule365

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I'm sure that she is confronted with that situation a lot, OP. I bet that she just brushed it off.
Ever see when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy?

#5 - On 05/05/2013 at 7:02am by whaleninjamaster

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