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Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51123) - you deserved it (4437)

On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

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I don't see why this is FYL, considering it wasn't you that did it.

Also, that's a real waste of Johnnys

#1 - On 05/05/2013 at 6:55am by tj4234

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Well if he was dense enough to screw up that badly, he definitely deserves to be fired. Turn him in before he takes you down with him.

#10 - On 05/05/2013 at 7:06am by Harpy20

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