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Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

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If your boss or coworkers don't know where the letter R is on a keyboard, then it is definitely an emergency and they need to go back to grade school.

#2 - On 04/19/2013 at 12:41pm by DracoSpirita

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Sounds like he's screwing with cuz it's a slow day. :/

#1 - On 04/19/2013 at 12:41pm by knight0748

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