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Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38753) - you deserved it (3669)

On 04/19/2013 at 1:07am - work - by lamelifeguard - United States (Colorado)

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They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...

#2 - On 04/19/2013 at 5:46am by sirpantselot

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No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!

#1 - On 04/19/2013 at 5:46am by Original_Outcast

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