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Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the nasty rash on my arms. He concluded that I'm allergic to beer and the rash will go away if I stay away from it. I'm a bartender. FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 3:31am - work - by BarBacked (woman) - United States

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Allergic to beer? No. You can be allergic to something in beer, but not beer itself. That's like saying you're allergic to tuna salad.

#9 - On 04/15/2013 at 12:48pm by DocBastard

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Wear long sleeves? Maybe you can ask for another position in the place you work? I'm sure your boss will understand. c:

#1 - On 04/15/2013 at 12:43pm by stevenJB

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