Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
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your_ma 27
It really sucks that no one was nice enough to give you a heads up :( I feel your pain.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Hey, look on the bright side! I'm sure you were able to bring joy to a lot of patients that needed a pick-me-up ;-) 20 cc of all that yumminess, stat!
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your_ma 27
It really sucks that no one was nice enough to give you a heads up :( I feel your pain.
Pleonasm 35
Oh I'm sure she turned many a head up.
s0m3guy2010 21
It's hard to give a heads up when people's heads are looking down.
Archay 13
The FML would be more funny if the op was a guy
RpiesSPIES 27
A guy wearing a thong under see-through scrubs would be an FML for everyone at the hospital.
jerzjay 17
If someone died, they went out happy, that's for sure
HeartOfLead 24
Pleonasm, with that cellulite I would have thought it was heads down.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Hey, look on the bright side! I'm sure you were able to bring joy to a lot of patients that needed a pick-me-up ;-) 20 cc of all that yumminess, stat!
CrookedCook 14
Hey if it was a wonderful sight, which I'm sure it was, I wouldn't have said a word either :)
lostmongoose 23
Cellulite does not generally make the most attractive ass
phatdaddy62 23
Sometimes women are known to overstate their faults.
ohgeejosee 19
Oh I dunno, some people are into that. More cushion for the pushin' ;)
RoseBlack123 37
Shouldn't you have checked it out before you went in public wearing it?
boredguyyy 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hmm diet and Go workout.. Solution to your problems..
thosedogtags 8
Actually, sometimes cellulite is hereditary. It kind of just depends on the person! Also, I have seen some really fit people with a few cellulite dimples here and there!
your_ma 27
Supermodels get cellulite ********.. Stupid knee jerk reaction.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
dieting and working out doesn't get rid of cellulite, idiot.
music_in_my_ears 8
you didn't look at yourself before you left? I would've at least checked myself first.
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe she was in a rush
doodlecloud 26
I takes like 3 seconds to look in a mirror before you dash out of the door...might not always have the time to do something about it but definitely always have time to check.
Ins0mau 20
The lighting was probably different at the hospital anyway.
Ali_Br_fml 33
And a lot of people change into their scrubs at work in the locker/restroom.
DyslexicPanda 12
Plus, it's not like her first thought was "hey I better check if these scrubs are see-through!"
ohgeejosee 19
could have looked better in different light...
lonewolf621 17
Funny no one told you. Maybe it was too good for them to be true
mcdish 4
Maybe time to do some squats? Bet the patients enjoyed
laurenlovesjb 20
Well clearly it wasn't for OP.
zandalee 19
Don't be so hard on yourself OP. At least you weren't wearing striped granny knickers! :)
imyy 20
You can wear whatever you want, but learn to deal with the comments if you wear a thong and see through pants. Especially with lots of cellulite.
dontpanic_fml 32
This is inane.
AndyAutopsy 11
She didn't realise that they were see-through until after her shift. It's not like she intentionally wore see-through scrubs.
NurseJonathan 9
Now I can't wait to work in a hospital.