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Man or woman?

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37025) - you deserved it (2622)

On 04/05/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Get her tag from the cameras, that's assault and battery.

#3 - On 04/05/2013 at 8:31pm by friedpwnadge

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Wow what a bitch. I used to work drive thru, I know your pain :(

#1 - On 04/05/2013 at 8:28pm by Neilish

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